Angelina Jolie’s dress was an expression of her kids’ creativity: Luigi Massi, the master tailor at Atelier Versace, sewed dozens of designs from her children’s drawings into the dress and veil.

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Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk


i hope Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t apologise tbh i hope she says what a wrong and disgusting thing it was that someone hacked her and stole her private photos

Dolce Gabbana ss14 + hair colors | inspired by (+)

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the idea that anything can be okay as long as its a joke is provably false because i am a joke and i am not okay


Lily Collins for Yo Dona magazine


wes anderson movies taught me that fucked up horrifying tragic living circumstances are no excuse not to carefully maintain a cute pastoral aesthetic at all times


I just wanna thank the Swedish paper Metro for bringing up the problem of leaking female’s nudes, and making clear that it’s sexual harassment to even look at and share the photos.


don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

first day of school today you know what that means: contact exercises! Ugh. We’ll become friends eventually, calm down. The pressure to be interesting during these things is too much for me, i’m not interesting. I don’t want to tell a whole room of people about my uninteresting life. Just let me sit quietly in the corner taking notes. 


*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*



My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”.

My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.