miscommunication as a plot device makes me angry
if you just talked to each other but no
"Pistols At Dawn"
we could have had it all, a world of our own
i never thought we’d be pistols at dawn
taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch
HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.
I made friends with a older Lebanese (?) gentleman today at the bus stop and he was very concerned with my well being: did I have a place to stay, did I eat dinner today, where are my parents, why was I taking the bus? Then he told me to not get married before 25.
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me